The Assholes of Bachelor Pad, A.K.A. Kasey and Vienna

15 Aug
  • Probably the only time such profanity and trollish ranting will be seen on this site.
  • Excuse us, but it’s time to rant against assholes.
  • Flame on, Johnny!
  • Vienna and Kasey are assholes.
  • Assholes.
  • Vienna, who the hell forced you to be on, or stay on the show? ABC? They duped you into thinking Jake wouldn’t be on the show?
    • Are you that dumb? Have you ever watched television? Have you ever seen a “reality” show?
    • Yes? Then did you know that Bachelor Pad is a reality show?
    • It’s a GAMEshow. Grow a set and buck up.
  • You should have made good on your girlyman’s offer and gone the hell home.
  • It’s amazing how no matter how much you and Kasey hate Jake you still let him invade your every thought and consume your entire being.
    • You can’t make peace with him? Even though he’s gone out of his way time and time again to make peace with you two? It’s more fun to be mad, we know. Just take this flame, for example. It feels good, right?
    • The two of you look even dumbererererer. That’s dumb times at least five.
  • My god, Kasey, you look MAAAAAAD insecure, SON!
  • Kasey, you fraud. You think you’re some kind of mafioso? You tough? Slimeball. Herb. Douche (the French pronounce it “Doo shay”). Kick rocks. Who even says that?
  • Go guard and protect a steaming pile of crap.
  • Oh wait. You’re already guarding and protecting her. 
  • The two of you so obviously won’t even make it to the final four.
  • I hope this flaming from behind the interwebs curtain makes us famous. 
  • Flame off.
  • Damn. Flaming is not very cool, but it feels so damn right sometimes.

One Response to “The Assholes of Bachelor Pad, A.K.A. Kasey and Vienna”

  1. Ben April 5, 2012 at 12:50 am #

    And now Kasey and Vienna, the reality whores of tv, are trying a new tv show, “Couples Therapy” to continue their 15 minutes .. such a sham, and ruining the show. Get a clue Vienna, YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS A LIE!

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