- A boy received a Mattel Matchbox toy tow truck as a gift.
- On the side of the truck in bright yellow was printed the phone number “1-800-FAST-TOW.”
- To be funny, the boy’s grandmother called it.
- Turned out it was a sex line with a message that began with, “Hey there, sexy guy.”
- That must be soooome fast tow.
- Maybe cool in another situation.
- Not very cool in this one.


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