The Toy Truck and the Sex Line

11 Aug
  • A boy received a Mattel Matchbox toy tow truck as a gift.
  • On the side of the truck in bright yellow was printed the phone number “1-800-FAST-TOW.” 
  • To be funny, the boy’s grandmother called it.
  • Turned out it was a sex line with a message that began with, “Hey there, sexy guy.”
    • That must be soooome fast tow.
  • Maybe cool in another situation. 
  • Not very cool in this one. 

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